Three Sisters

I heard this joke once and I thought anyone reading might enjoy it.

There was once three sisters who lived together. The youngest was eighty-two, the middle sister was ninety and the oldest was ninety-eight. One day the oldest sister ran a tub of water. She put one foot in the water, started thinking and then hollered downstairs to her sisters "Am I getting in the tub or out of the tub?"

The middle sister started up the stairs to help the older sister. While going up the stairs she started thinking. Yelling to the younger sister downstairs "Was I going up the stairs or was I coming down?"

The baby sister sitting at the kitchen table drinking coffee said, "I guess I'll have to go upstairs and help you'll out. I sure do hope I never get so forgetful, knock on wood!"

She knocked on the table, jumped up from her seat, and hollered upstairs to her two sisters "I'll be right there soon as I see who's at the door!"

~by anonymous~