Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Tuesday Smile: Life Lesson

You don’t have to be mom to enjoy this one.


Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.


Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.


Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'


About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy Ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'


Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.'


So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that One has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian


Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:


Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom


LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!

Thanks Sparkle1978 @ Sparkpeople.com

14 comments:

The Mind of a Mom said...

Bwahhhhhhh okay that was too funny!

Cyndi said...

Too funny!!

What a way to start the day!

carma said...

Loves it!!!!!!
Thanks for a great start to the day :-)
carma

Rachel said...

Damn smart mommas!!!

Janna Bee said...

Very cute!

Charles Gramlich said...

LOL. Very very good.

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Bwahahaha!!

Moms rock!

Kelly said...

Awesome!!!! :)

Leetid said...

Very funny!!!!

Christine said...

Bibi, that's a bit unnerving... where's the trust (-: good one though!

Lucy said...

That was gooood!

BIBI said...

Mind of Mom - *smile* Glad that you found it funny!

Cyndi - What a way to start the day indeed!

Carma- You are so welcome!

Rachel- Aren't we just the best est?!

Janna Bee- Indeed!

Charles- I am glad that you had a good laugh!

Hey Akilah - Doesn't she?!? I will be bold like that one day when it comes to the son. :D

Kelly- Haha! Mom's usually are! ;)

Hello Leetid! Thanks for stopping by and your comment. I look forward to seeing more of you!

Christine- Hahaha! I said the same thing along the lines of 'what the heck?' But I totally get the mom's reaction. We mom's are a little more picky when it comes to our boys. :)

Lucy- I'm glad that you found it funny. Have a good one!

BIBI said...

Thanks everyone for your comments! It's been a busy week. Will post tonite! :)

Love ya!

*BIBI*

GEMMERZZ said...

That is something my mother would do!! ;)